1. Bob Saget and Charlie Sheen's love child. Thinks of himself as James Dean or Clint Eastwood but, in reality, he’s more like Skippy from Family Ties.

2. Commonly referred to as "Pigboy”. Pulls everyone in a 30 foot radius to the ‘dark’ side.

3. One who moans when eating. Would swear he’s making love to his food.
Although strives to be a Gary, Weirs can only serve as a Wingman to a Gary’s total awesomeness.
by Nerdville May 25, 2013
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A pair of very short shorts worn by a male in the style of Grateful Dead guitarist Bobby Weir. Preferably with "Ranger Rick" style pockets on the side, but plain khaki will suffice. Normally attired during the summer months and accompanied with a tank top.
Friend 1: Hey dude, check out these new shorts. Good thing I have tan thighs.
Friend 2: Totally, sweet pair of weirs!
by King of Weirs September 13, 2006
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A Weirs is someone who identifies as a citizen or member of the Weirdsid3 community

Anybody who identifies with the Weirdsid3 is a Weirs
Did you see the Weirdsid3 logo on her Nikes? She’s a proud Weirs!
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Hey Nicole, did you see that giant trebuchet being built near the high school? It's weir.
by WebcoW December 8, 2004
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1.to look directly at something, to look around the corner; popular in Richmond
yo foo, whatchu weirin at homeboy
by sarahhhh. September 26, 2007
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a canadian person who has a fetish for robust women; a person with an unsatiable desire to touch and grope fat.
"look at that weir with that hugeass mother!"
by Conciu Fu August 7, 2004
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